Dear Cheesehead



Drunk texting your ex-wife at 1:30 in the morning

is NOT cool.

Even if your team did win the Superbowl.

But...

Since you've opened the lines of communication...

Would you mind telling me why

a guy showed up at my sisters house last week to repo my truck?

How about why I received a bill last week for the

girls insurance premium showing me as the responsible party?

Last but not least, why when I asked you about these things

was your first response:

 "Let me find my dad."

Nice talking to you.