bul'ly

n. pl.

1.a person who is habitually cruel or overbearing,

especially to smaller or weaker people

2. a thug

3. any kid named "Angus"

We have a situation...

There's a bully at school targeting Kit-Kat...

We are handling it but have also decided to add

some humor to the whole thing.

(Bit O'Honey and I saw this in a movie recently)

It goes like this...

Actual "Angus" stats:

fat

mean

ugly

"Angus" stats according to us:

fat

mean

ugly

rides the short bus

lives on Pork Street

has a mother that doesn't love him

our family's new name for "poo"

So dear readers I invite you to adopt the last stat

for my Kit-Kat's sake...

Some examples where you might use this term:

"It smells like Angus in here."

"I feel like Angus."

"Ugh, you look like Angus."

"I gotta go drop an Angus."

By all means...get creative with this folks

run with it!!