Shark fins and life lessons...



Kit-Kat found a sheet of ice in the shape of a shark fin while waiting for the bus

The little shark lover in my life is in that

stage in life when girls learn that girls are mean...

It's Kit-Kat's turn to be the banished one...

You know the one...

When the group of girls you hang with

decide you're the one they're mad at for that week or two...

Bit O' Honey and I warned her last week that it was coming

so I think she's handling it pretty well...

Extra cuddles and attention are helping

but it's still hard...

There's one girl at the root of the whole thing

and truth be told I want to wrap her around a pole...

I laid in bed this morning fantasizing about

making this girl feel the way she's making Kit-Kat feel...

okay so maybe I want her to feel worse...

a lot worse...

and wake up with 17 boils on her face...

and have her hair fall out...

and wet her pants at school...

NO!

and POOP her pants at school...

My apologies for being so graphic but

I blame my condition...

since becoming pregnant I'm unable to hold my tongue

or say anything nice unless I'm actually feeling it...

Read The Host and you'll know what I mean...

It's like this little creature has invaded my body,

weaved little tentacles into my brain

and is in control of all that I do and feel...

Anyway, there's only about 3 weeks left

till my "hosting" is done so I'm enjoying it while I can.