How could you not...

Love a face like that...

and that...

and this...

Meet...

Spaghetti and Meatball...

So there's no confusion...
This is Spaghetti...

This is Meatball...

Two boys that shared toys,movies and attention

for 3 weeks straight...

Thanks guys.

Back East They Have...

Slip n' Slides...

Marshmallow roasting...

Water fights...

Go-Karting...

Go-Kart stealing...
(that was fun)

Sulking by the young and old...

Until a smore gets dropped in your lap,

then all is right with the world...

Speaking of smores...there were those too.

Not to mention the mini marshmallow

bonfires that resulted from trying to

get that perfect roast...

We never did figure out how

to do that...

But we kept trying...

And trying...

Finally we gave up altogether and

ate them raw...

No complaints from the judges...

Storyland....

Where they have big shoes to ride in...

Folks...now listen here. I warn you that peckers are
nationwide...see this little boy here, no sooner
had I snapped this picture, did this Storyland Pecker
twist that poor cows nipple, aim it right for
Baby Ruth, and get her square in the eye.

This picture was taken right after I chased him off.

Anyway, we met Cinderella.

And rode in her carriage.
(p.s. please no one tell Disney that Storyland is

ripping them off...thanks)

They had flying fish...

Really fun flying fish...

Sharks...Kit Kat's favorite!

You'd think that because I was smart enough to stay off

this, I wouldn't have hurled at the end of the day...but

I did...on the way to dinner...on the side of the road...

yeah...what better way to wet everyones

appetite than to ralph in front of your

soon to be in-laws...and nephews...and

kids...and fiance???..oh, yeah...everyone was there.

Magical place that Storyland.

p.s.

Humpty Dumpty was there...

in one piece...that

nursery rhymes a crock.

When life gives you lemons...

Sell them and use the money to take a vacation.

We stayed here.

We played here.

Please enjoy my favorite pictures
from "Our vacation to forget."



That's not candy folks...those bins are filled with Lego's.


With only 80,000 + Lego bricks, you
too can build your own Mt. Rushmore.

We skipped this attraction.

Taking in the view.

There was throwing...

Followed by throwing...

Followed by launching.